1 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:01,799 Banca, darling. 2 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:06,120 Wake up, darling. 3 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,111 What's... What's happening? 4 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,880 Are we being raided? 5 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:14,031 No. That's the one thing we've still got to look forward to. 6 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:17,953 Come on, baby. Sit up and have some nice brekky-wekky. 7 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,120 - Did we...? - No, darling. 8 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,315 I wasn't thinking of that...for once. 9 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,360 What I was struggling to say was... 10 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,000 Prop me up, darling. 11 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,440 I know you're not allowed to prompt the contestants, but... 12 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,880 was last night as bad as I remember? 13 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,472 Worse. 14 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,520 We didn't do very well,yes? 15 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,560 Correct inthe first part. 16 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,000 Cleaned out? 17 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,040 You are correct in the second part. 18 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:50,760 You've just won a fabulous weekend with no expenses paid in glamorous Notting Hill Gate. 19 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:52,200 Have some coffee. 20 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:55,237 Never has a house lost so much, so consistently, to so few. 21 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,231 The lease is up here, old darling. 22 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:04,760 What now? 23 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,280 Meaning me? 24 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:08,271 Don't worry. I'll be all right. 25 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:13,160 There's always a spot for me in the south of France with dear old Bertie. 26 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,200 ''Bonjour Tristesse''and all that. 27 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:19,320 I can always close my eyes and think of England. What about you? 28 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:22,520 I'll take the bottles back and collect the pennies onthe empties. 29 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:24,511 Not to worry. Something always tums up. 30 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:28,919 Like me? 31 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:31,480 No. 32 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:33,072 Not quite like you. 33 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:44,550 It's a pity this isn't deductible. We'd make a fortune. 34 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,311 I'll go and run your bathfor you. 35 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:40,396 Co-operative Removals Ltd? 36 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,120 Did you open this? 37 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,712 No, no, no. I'm listening. 38 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:58,438 Well, that's very nice to hear. 39 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,120 No, I'm not promising. 40 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:01,870 No. 41 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,239 Well, you ring me later and find out. Bye. 42 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:11,200 Run some more hot infor me, will you? 43 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:15,120 I'm your husband, not your bloody batman, you know. There is such a word as ''please''. 44 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:16,394 Please? 45 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,909 Poor Rupert Bear, he's all upset. 46 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,834 Now say you're sorry, like a good little bear. 47 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:41,069 You've had your poreidge for this week. 48 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:45,880 Who sent you your lovely book? 49 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:48,280 Why do I have to answer all the questions? 50 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:51,120 I might ask you who was onthe telephone just now. 51 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,520 Well, ask me, darling. I might even tell you. 52 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,160 You want it all ways, don't you? 53 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:56,800 I just face facts, darling. 54 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:59,040 The war's been over a long time. 55 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,960 Nothing's rationed any more. 56 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,757 There's plenty to go round. 57 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,600 I had a bloody good war. 58 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:09,680 Yes. Perhaps you ought to go off somewhere and find yourself another one. 59 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:13,195 You never know, you might get a mention in my dispatches again. 60 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:51,760 Yes? 61 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:54,120 - You're in. - Good evening, Mrs Boyle. 62 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:57,800 I've been waiting for youto come in. You've had callers. Two gentlemen. 63 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:00,040 Oh? Who was it? Didthey say? 64 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,080 No. Never left no name. 65 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:04,320 Oh, I expect they'll call again. 66 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:06,311 Yes. They said they'd be back. 67 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:10,440 Probably something in connection with the magazine. 68 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:13,318 Didn't look like no church magazine to me, Father. 69 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,914 Looked more like the police...Father. 70 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,871 I expect it will sort itself out. 71 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:25,631 Most grateful, Mrs Boyle. 72 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,600 - Redcliffe Gardens. - Thank you, sir. 73 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:21,717 - Don't tip him. I took care ofit. - Youtook care ofme, too. 74 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:24,119 I'll call you, baby. 75 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:42,160 Martin? Darling, is that you? 76 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:43,957 Who were you expecting? 77 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,000 Where did this come from? 78 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,640 I don't know, darling. I haven't opened it, have I? 79 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,480 That must have killed you. 80 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,400 I'll get you some breakfast. 81 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,879 No. I had breakfast. 82 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,870 Well, don't just stand there. If you've got something to say, say it. 83 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:14,758 You phoned the Paradise, right? And they said I'd left. 84 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:19,240 Well, I went to a party, avery dull party. 85 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:24,439 I think I'm getting my job back so you'd better dust off the piano and I'll start practising again. 86 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,360 OK? 87 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,000 That satisty you? 88 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,911 I didn't say anything, did I? 89 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,439 No, you're improving. 90 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:35,714 Martin... 91 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,711 Darling, don't be too awful to me. 92 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,711 It's only because I love you so much. 93 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:54,393 Well, I'll be especially nice to you this aftemoon, let you buy me a present. 94 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,440 We'll have dinner together? 95 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:00,635 Yeah, we'll have dinnertogether. 96 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,311 It's not from your wife, is it? 97 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,515 No. 98 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,560 Hi. 99 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:39,320 Hi. Nice-looking job. 100 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,360 - Just running her in. - Which one? 101 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,200 It's not ostentatious, is it? 102 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,040 No, no. Not for you. No. 103 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:48,440 - What's that one's gimmick? - Oh, the little er...? She sings. 104 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:51,512 She's a singer. Just made herfirst recording. 105 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,560 On extended play, no doubt. 106 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:56,720 Well, what's your other problem, Dad? 107 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:59,314 No problem. Just got a little job for you. 108 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,320 The same as last time. 109 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:06,480 Well, I don't know. I did it once to help you out, but it's taking quite a risk. 110 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:07,720 Well... 111 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,358 I could up the ante a bit, maybe. 112 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,800 Another five? 113 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,840 Don't rupture yourself, will you? 114 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,880 I might be interested in25. 115 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,520 Do me a favour. 116 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,112 That's a favour. 117 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,637 - Hurts, don't it? 118 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,518 It's in the boot. 119 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:05,560 - How do you want it fixed this time? - Just lengthen the odds a bit, like 110 to 1. 120 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:08,400 - With a 10% jackpot. - Are you sure that's enough? 121 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:11,440 - Don't they evertwig it? - No, they love punishment. 122 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,480 People are greedy, didn't you know? 123 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,520 Have it ready for tonight. 124 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:16,714 Hey! 125 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:22,160 I'll er... I'll take that phone number when you're ready for a trade-in, you know. 126 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,549 You couldn't even afford the down payment. 127 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,359 OK. That's it. 128 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:46,158 Go take a rubdown, huh? 129 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:49,639 Mr Stevens! 130 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,080 I told you not to come here. 131 00:14:57,080 --> 00:15:00,120 Yeah, well, "necessity knows no manners'', as they say. 132 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:04,680 Well, I've got nothing for you. I told you last time that's the lot. Things have been very slack. 133 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:07,000 Yeah, I know. It's the same for everybody. 134 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,440 One gets through it so quickly, especially if one has a hobby. 135 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,240 I mean, they say girls are expensive enough, but... 136 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,360 Well, it takes all sorts to make a world. 137 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:18,520 - When can I expect something, then? - I haven't got the money. 138 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:21,240 End of next week, shall we say? Don't leave it any later. 139 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:25,040 We want to keep everything nice and friendly. I'll look in again, then. 140 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,400 I'll send it to you, ifI get any. 141 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,840 No, no. 142 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,280 I prefer the personal touch. I'll call in. 143 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,750 You'll get it. Don't worry. I've got every confidence in you. 144 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,360 What's the matter with you? Do you want to catch cold? Get a blanket on. 145 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,800 - What's this like, then? Any good? - No idea. I haven't started it yet. 146 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,920 The last one you lent me wasn't much. Nothing happened, did it? 147 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:53,115 I mean, I didn't understand half of it. 148 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,480 What were them two blokes up to,then? 149 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:59,600 I mean, ifyou've got to read a book, I like them others, 150 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,068 you know, plenty of thrills andthat inthem. 151 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,720 Well,there are... 152 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,312 thrills and theills. 153 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,599 Frank! 154 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,120 It's on the table. 155 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:25,080 Let me see those X-ray plates again, Nurse. 156 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,920 - Nurse! - I'm sorry, Doctor. 157 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,911 - The plates. - Yes. 158 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,560 Concentrate, Nurse. 159 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,840 - You're new here, aren't you? - Yes, sir. 160 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:37,080 At St Matthew's we never let emotion get the upper hand. 161 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,520 There. 162 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,560 There's the patch. There. 163 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,080 It's spreading, too. 164 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,920 Frank, are youthere? 165 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,440 Oh,you are. 166 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:47,280 Look at him, lapping it up. 167 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,520 What's happening tonight, Daddy? 168 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,960 What's happening onthere? 169 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:55,320 Is the little girl still inthe iron lung, is she? 170 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,560 Yes, and they're all dying. 171 00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,080 He loves it. 172 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,720 Have some gravy. 173 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,720 The doctor came today. He thought Daddy was looking wondertul, 174 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:06,240 says he can go on for years, the way he's looked after. 175 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:09,960 Of course, he said he'd never have lasted as long as he has, if he'd been put away. 176 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,480 You're a miracle, Mrs Weaver, a miracle. 177 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,720 Very nice to talk to, the doctor was. 178 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:20,360 Well, I said, ''Frank wouldn't think of having Daddy put into a home, after all he's done for us, 179 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:22,400 giving us the business and all that." 180 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:26,920 Oh, he looked at my veins today. He said I'll never get any better till I get off my feet more. 181 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,240 There was something I wanted to tellyou. 182 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,280 Yes, Mr Wilson at the garage, 183 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:35,880 his son,you know, the young one, Raymond was his name, no, that's not his name, 184 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:40,800 the other one what was married to...you know, married to the girl that used to do my hair. 185 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,640 You remember? They said the baby wasn't his. 186 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,680 Well, according to... 187 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:48,990 come on, chaps, we haven't got any time to lose... 188 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,676 Co-operative party? This way, please. 189 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,111 Do I say ''thank you''to anybody? 190 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,560 No host? 191 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,028 - Well. - The liquor's genuine, anyway. 192 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,960 I know you, don't l? 193 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,480 I don't think so. 194 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,120 - Are you a member of the Paradise Club? - The what club? 195 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:01,111 - Paradise. - Not to my knowledge. 196 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,400 Spelt my name right, anyway. Found yours yet? 197 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,040 - Yes. - We may as well swap cards, save intros. 198 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,632 I think I'll er... 199 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:15,800 You're not leaving already, I hope? You'll miss a rather good lunch. 200 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,840 Just the hat andthe umbrella, please. 201 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,880 Well, good morning, gentlemen. 202 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,800 You've all found out where you're sitting, I take it? 203 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,240 Shall we? 204 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,639 Good. 205 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,233 Overthere, Rupert. 206 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:31,239 That's right. 207 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,080 One absentee, I see. 208 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:37,880 Well, we won't wait. I chose the menu with rather more than usual care. 209 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,320 It'd be a pity to spoil it for one defaulter. 210 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,760 What's that? 211 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,320 Oh, good man, you've found some. Excellent. 212 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,120 Er, did you have any trouble parking? 213 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,560 I er... 214 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,200 I didn't come by car. 215 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,679 Very sensible. 216 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,560 This is good, absolutely at peak. 217 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,400 Well, don't you agree? 218 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,040 I don't deink. 219 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,235 Oh, no, of course not. I forgot. 220 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,111 Well, do start, gentlemen. 221 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,513 Good God Almighty! 222 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:16,000 This is the right place, the Co-operative whatnot thing? 223 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,160 Yes. Do come in. We were just about to begin without you. 224 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,680 Oh, I took the wrong turning, not for the first time. 225 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:25,360 I found myself in a room full of trade unionists cooking up the next wage claim. 226 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:27,590 All Tories, of course. Didn't take to me, at all. 227 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,193 Ah,that's better. What is it? 228 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,589 Fair enough. The '52's all gone, I suppose? 229 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:39,360 Enjoy your meal, gentlemen. You know the old saying, 230 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:42,158 ''If a rich man, eat when you will, if a poor man... 231 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:44,559 ..when you can." 232 00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,359 Waiter. 233 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,200 See we're not disturbed. 234 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,792 Leave it to me, sir. 235 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:16,760 Well, now, gentlemen, I think the first thing for me to do is to establish my good faith. 236 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:20,320 You'll find these contain the missing halves ofthe �5 notes. 237 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,360 Captain Porthill. 238 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,400 Captain Mycroft. 239 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,391 Lieutenant Lexy. 240 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,391 Major Rutland-Smith. 241 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,440 Captain Weaver. 242 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,431 Captain Stevens. 243 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,431 Major Race. 244 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:44,036 Don't bother to thank me, gentlemen. Purely a business transaction. 245 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,358 Be a bit difficult to thank you, anyway, old darling... 246 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,200 ..since I don't know your name. 247 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,040 Didn't I sign the letters? 248 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:54,880 How very careful of me. 249 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,480 Well, I've no objections now, I don't think. 250 00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:00,400 My name's Hyde, JGN Hyde. 251 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,240 What's the J stand for? 252 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,720 Jekyll? 253 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,836 Well, that's a thought, isn't it? 254 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,871 Mr Hyde... Corporal? Sergeant? 255 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,355 Let's just leave it that I outrank you. 256 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:16,720 The book, gentlemen, I'd like your opinions on it. 257 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,560 You've all read it, I take it? 258 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,240 I'm afraid I didn't, old darling. 259 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,440 Any particular reason why not, Major? 260 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,510 I never read books from strange men. 261 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:29,040 Well, then, avery beief precis for the Major's benefit. 262 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:33,000 An American thriller with the germ of a good, almost brilliant, idea, 263 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:38,520 about a group of single-minded men who plan and execute a particularly daeing bank robbery. 264 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,960 Right? 265 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:43,560 Now, any criticisms as to the way the robbery was organised? 266 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,400 You're asking me? Well, I thought it was quite original. 267 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,834 - That's all? - Yes, that's all. 268 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,200 Weaver? 269 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,640 Er... I think I agree with him. 270 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,680 I'd like to read it again. 271 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,200 Quietly. 272 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,360 I see. 273 00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:59,554 Stevens? 274 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,320 Oh, I... I enjoyed it. 275 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,160 A bit far-fetched, perhaps. 276 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,600 You couldn't see it happening in real life? 277 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:07,999 Oh, I... 278 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,798 I wouldn't go as far as that. 279 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,840 Life's always surprising me. 280 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:15,880 But didn't it excite any of you? 281 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,320 Mycroft? 282 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,160 Well, I was held by it, yes. 283 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:22,152 Nothing more? I mean, weren't you actually excited? 284 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,240 No, I can't say I was. 285 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,993 I prefer more subtle things, really. 286 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,560 But didn't it give any of you any ideas? 287 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,920 It gave me a headache. I read it in bed. 288 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,360 Yes, but what about the basic idea, 289 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:41,880 the way the robbery was conceived, like atextbook military campaign? 290 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,235 Didn't that fire your imaginations? 291 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,711 Apparently not, old darling. 292 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,309 Well, you disappoint me, gentlemen. 293 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,160 I expected more of you. 294 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,230 I felt sure, that at the very least... 295 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:04,080 ..the idea ofmaking easy money would appeal to all of you. 296 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:06,280 What makes you so sure ofthat? 297 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,679 Oh, come now. 298 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:12,157 You're all crooks, aren't you? Well, one kind or another. 299 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,436 Wouldn't you agree withthat, Padre? 300 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,920 I'm not staying here to be insulted. 301 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,960 Oh, I would, if I were you. 302 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,554 After all, we're all men ofthe world. 303 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:33,236 So, an officer who was cashiered for gross indecency in a public place... 304 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:37,040 The Botanical Gardens, Tunbridge Wells, wasn't it? 305 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,031 You needn't feel squeamish. 306 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,520 And then, of course, you took to the old dog-collar racket. 307 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,280 What denomination are you at the moment? Church of England? 308 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:50,671 Oh, no, no. No, that stopped at Bristol, didn't it, at the assizes? 309 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,919 I felt the judge went a bit far, myself. 310 00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:00,434 Still, you're here and I'm sure you're going to stay. 311 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,760 You seem amused, Mr Lexy. 312 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,800 Is it a joke we can all share? 313 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,870 Well, youtell me. 314 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:18,028 Well, I can't tell you the same joke, I'm afraid, but try this one. It has a certain charm. 315 00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:21,031 Berlin, 1945. 316 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,960 Lieutenant Edward Lexy, Royal Corps Of Signals. 317 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,032 Kicked out for giving information to the Russians. 318 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:31,960 The joke being that you did it for money, as always, 319 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,800 not principles. 320 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,552 Not funny? 321 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,920 A bit nearthe knuckle, perhaps? 322 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:42,280 Depends whose finger's on the trigger, doesn't it, Captain Porthill? 323 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:46,751 Yours was in Cyprus, when you were cashiered for shooting EOKA suspects. 324 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:53,360 He's still using those nimble fingers, though, playing the piano in cheap nightclubs 325 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:58,957 and extracting pocket money from middle-aged ladies for services courageously rendered. 326 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,760 Race, ex-Major Race, 327 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,800 with his customary foresight in these matters, 328 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:10,240 which did him - and at the same time kept him from - justice, 329 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,280 resigned his commission, 330 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:17,070 just before aflourishing black-market eing was uncovered in post-war Hamburg. 331 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:24,680 A decent gesture, though. For the sake of the regiment and all that. 332 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,671 Breeding will tell,you know. 333 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,671 Feiend Stevens. 334 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,720 One-time Fascist back-room boy, 335 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,760 ''Mosley speaks''and all that. 336 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:39,117 Saw the light just intime and was made an officer and a gentleman. 337 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:43,160 Unfortunately, he couldn't quite behave like one. 338 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,674 The Sunday newspapers had a field day. 339 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:51,515 There's nothing the Beitish public likes betterthan catching the odd men out. 340 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,120 Captain Weaver. 341 00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:59,432 A sad case, but not demanding too much sympathy forthe Captain. 342 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:04,960 Save yourtears for the men who died as a result of his gross negligence. 343 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,000 Four, weren't there? 344 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:11,760 Members of a bomb-disposal squad, acting under Captain Weaver's orders, 345 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,957 while he was acting under the influence. 346 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:22,000 And, of course, gallant Major Hyphenated Smith, we mustn't forget you. 347 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:27,240 You always wanted to die with your boots clean, didn't you, Rupert? Marriage changed all that. 348 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:31,880 His wife's money bought him out, after she'd settled some embarrassing mess bills. 349 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:37,432 However, gratitude, as Nurse Cavell omitted to add, is not enough. 350 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,000 And where do I fit in? 351 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:45,360 Well, I'm ashamed to say that I have the advantage over you, gentlemen. 352 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:48,120 My ceiminal career is just about to blossom. 353 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:50,640 You'll find nothing on me, not a blemish. 354 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:53,680 I served my country well as a regular soldier 355 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:58,879 and was suitably rewarded after 25 years by being declared redundant. 356 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,240 Now, don't let's kid ourselves any longer. 357 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,400 This was not intended to be a "book of the month club" lunch. 358 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:11,109 I've brought you all together because I have a certain propositionto make. 359 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:16,560 Now, what do we all have in common, apart from an urgent need for funds? 360 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:21,800 We were all trained at great public expense to do certainthings with the utmost efficiency, 361 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:26,440 such as how to kill a man with the minimum of effort and other minor arts and crafts, 362 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:31,040 which, while frowned upon in peacetime, are acclaimed intimes of war. 363 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,480 Well, I've got a social conscience 364 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:37,320 and I think it's a crying shame for so much public money to be wasted. 365 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,880 I intendto put it to some practical peacetime use. 366 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,720 Now, then, the main character in this book 367 00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:48,760 knew just where to lay his hands onthe various experts to do the jobs he wanted. 368 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,479 Well, you are my experts. 369 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,960 You were all specialists in your own fields. 370 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,155 and, with your cooperation... 371 00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:01,477 ..I intendto rob a bank, myself. 372 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,040 And the pay, gentlemen? 373 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,080 �100,000 each. 374 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:17,040 That's $280,000, 375 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:20,200 1,100,000 Deutschmarks, 376 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:25,035 over 100 millionfrancs, if any of you are thinking of emigrating, and it could be more. 377 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,040 How do you know? Have you counted it already? 378 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,800 How do I know? 379 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,840 How did I arrive at all of you? 380 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:36,276 Because I make sure of all my facts before I move. 381 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,272 I've put in a good deal of time and money onthis project. 382 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,320 I'm giving you the benefit of both. 383 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,231 And which bank have you in mind? 384 00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:48,431 That's resteicted at the moment. 385 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:53,354 And this, gentlemen, is as far as I'm prepared to go for the time being. 386 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,513 Think it over carefully. 387 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,560 I hope no-one will try to be clever. 388 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,080 Such a waste of time. 389 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:05,480 I shall deny everything and a year's work will go for nothing. 390 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,760 It could be a year well spent for all of us. 391 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,520 How do we contact you? 392 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:13,160 I'll do the contacting. I'll let you know when and where we meet again. 393 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,680 Same terms? 394 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,477 But of course, Mr Lexy. 395 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:23,120 Do drink up while it lasts. Everything's paid for. The room's yours till four. 396 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,998 Good aftemoon, gentlemen. It's been a pleasure. 397 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,628 Well... 398 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:42,316 Speaking purely personally, old darlings, I thought that was a bloody good lunch. 399 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,480 I do hope he hasn't the National Provincial in mind. 400 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,994 They're being awfully decent to me at the moment. 401 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:10,040 You want to get those potholes filled in, old darling, bloody near ruined my speings. 402 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,080 I had them dug especially for you. 403 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:15,880 Sorry if I went round the houses this afternoon. Very boring for you. 404 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:19,840 - Why, was it as obvious as all that? - I wouldn't say ''obvious'', exactly. 405 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:24,320 Well, I'm not very good at it, probably because I'm usually the one who's followed. 406 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,240 Never mind. You gave me a certain academic thrill. 407 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,360 It was a 7-1 shot, but my money was on youfrom the start. 408 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:34,800 Er,you'd like a deink, I take it, before you go back to the YMCA? 409 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,358 Thank you very much. 410 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,640 The butler's night off? 411 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,232 I live alone. 412 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,551 A bad habit to live alone, old darling, gives one a complex. 413 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,760 You were in the catering corps, I see. 414 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:23,080 - What's that? - You're not exactly Mrs Beeton, old darling. 415 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,548 One can't be bothered cooking for oneself. 416 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,560 I have a good cleanup about once a month. 417 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,551 Yes. The point is its home. 418 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,039 Do you mind? 419 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:40,000 I'm quite good at this. It's the way I was brought up. 420 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,040 Mummy thought the world ofme. 421 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,632 Er, soap flakes? 422 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,280 Don't think you have to. 423 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,720 Believe it or not, this was the one chore I missed in the army. 424 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,480 What rank did they kick you out with, by the way? 425 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,120 I made half colonel. 426 00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,714 I gather you don't intend to exactly fade away? 427 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,760 Let me...tell you about me,though. 428 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:02,920 Yes. Do. 429 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,840 I'm careful, came through the shooting match without a scratch. 430 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,680 Oh, blokes queued to stand beside me at Dunkirk. 431 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,720 Not luck. Ijust took care. 432 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,760 Rule one: ''Ask first, be a hero later". 433 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:18,560 Why should you want to lead me to the biggest amount of loot I've ever heard of? 434 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,600 You're one of the experts I need. 435 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:24,320 To be successful, an army has to be mobile. That means a goodtransport officer. 436 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,880 You used to be as good as they come. 437 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,320 - This has still got egg on it. - I'm so sorry. 438 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:32,160 - And what about the others? - I'm glad you asked me that. 439 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,520 - What did youthink ofthem? - Well, not nature's noblemen. 440 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,590 No, but as a team, all hand-selected. 441 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,760 I wasn't exactly idle during my last few months at the War Office. 442 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:45,560 You'd be surprised what a little research inthe files brought to the surface. 443 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,720 No, not surprised. You came floating up. 444 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:48,960 Floating? 445 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,800 I got everything I wanted. 446 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,840 Weaver, a genius with explosives. 447 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,880 Lexy, the radio king. 448 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,800 Mycroft, absolutely first-class quartermaster. 449 00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:01,280 And the other three? Good trained soldiers, ruthless if need be. 450 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,120 And what's your speciality? 451 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:04,960 I synchronise the watches. 452 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,800 And go overthe top first? 453 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,640 I shall be there onthe day. 454 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,480 Well, remember rule two, old darling. 455 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,760 "Never get ahead of the mob.'' They're liable to shoot you inthe arse. 456 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,880 You need someone to protect your interests. 457 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,920 Yes, that had occurred to me, too, 458 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:21,880 but before you suggest yourself for the job, I ought to mention one thing. 459 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,720 Everybody gets the same share. 460 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:25,600 Well, roughly, anyway. 461 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,040 No. I intend to get away with this 462 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:31,840 andthe one sure way to disaster is for somebody to get greedy. 463 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,880 So it's equal shares for all. 464 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,600 - Including you? - Of course. 465 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,200 Do you still want to be considered? 466 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:41,400 Well, you haven't yet told me how you hope to get away with it. 467 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,840 That comes later, when we've reached an agreement. 468 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,638 As you say, one has to proceed carefully. 469 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,440 I was at Dunkirk, too. 470 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,800 Yes, but I bet you didn't get away onthe first boat, like me. 471 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:59,560 Of course,there's always the possibility, ugly though it may sound, that erm... 472 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:02,800 I might spill the beans, if we don't come to an agreement. 473 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,160 - And you said you weren't nasty. - Oh, I'm not. 474 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:08,120 It's just the way my mind works, in vicious circles. 475 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,880 Yes, but you're not the informer type. 476 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:14,480 I'm sure that we can find a mutually-acceptable solution. 477 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,320 Let's have somethingto eat and we'll talk about it. 478 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,311 What? Two meals in one day? 479 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:21,913 You're spoiling me. 480 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,758 All my men loved me. 481 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,314 Well? 482 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,080 In theory, I like it. 483 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:38,320 It has a certain old-world charm, but it'll never work. 484 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,160 - Why not? - You can't pull a stunt like that in this country. 485 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:45,600 - I know they get away with it inthe States. - The first ones to try it here will get away with it. 486 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,320 Think of it as a full-scale military operation. 487 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,160 What chance has a bunch of ordinary civilians got 488 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,520 against a trained, armed and disciplined military unit? 489 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,795 You were a soldier, man. You ought to know. 490 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,880 You know, we really are a marvellous nation, aren't we? 491 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:06,080 In any crisis, we always produce the eight man forthe job, even though it's the wrong job. 492 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,520 All right. 493 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:08,960 I'm sold. 494 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,757 I'll sign on for the duration. 495 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,280 On my terms, equal shares for all? 496 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:17,960 Well, if you insist onthis socialistic nonsense, yes. 497 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:21,440 You're losing a friend, but gaining a second-in-command. 498 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,032 I'll settle forthat. 499 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,880 Oh, let's leave the dishes. 500 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,920 Do you want to stay the night? 501 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,520 - Why not? - Well, move in now, if it comes to that. 502 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,680 - Fine. - Did you bring any gear with you? 503 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:40,355 Yes. Always prepared. You'd be surprised where my caravan has rested. 504 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,400 Well, I'lljust pop out to the car, old darling. 505 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:49,040 Do you mind not using that sickening expression? 506 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,000 - What's that? - Call me ''Hyde'', ''Norman''or''Colonel'', 507 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,560 but for heaven's sake, drop that ''old darling''. 508 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,080 All right, old dear. 509 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,390 Sorry, Colonel. One gets into terrible habits at the YMCA. 510 00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,520 - Is that your wife? - Yes. 511 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,160 - Is she dead? - No, no. 512 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:06,674 I regret to say the bitch is still going strong. 513 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:18,879 Very smart. 514 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:26,680 - I shall miss the old Rolls,though. - Yes, so will I, but she didn't fit the part. 515 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,671 Well, we mustn't keep them waiting. 516 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:40,035 - The Cafe Royal again? - Not this time. We're at war now. 517 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:44,831 Robert was dancing principal and I was... 518 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,320 Charming! 519 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:50,280 Can I help you? We've got this room until three. 520 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,077 Isn't this Babes In The Wood? 521 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,200 No. We're rehearsing Journey's End. 522 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,240 - So sorry. - Well, where do we go? 523 00:37:57,240 --> 00:38:00,480 I haven't the faintest idea. Sort that out withthe secretary. 524 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,320 Only asking. Some people! 525 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,680 Shall we start with the second act? 526 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,520 I'm sorry about that. 527 00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,990 Well, now, gentlemen, ifyou will all look at page 20. 528 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:19,760 Let me say how delighted I am to see you all again, gentlemen. 529 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:24,640 Your presence here restores my basic disbelief in the goodness of human nature. 530 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:29,839 So, I think, perhaps the time has come to dispel any further doubts that you may have. 531 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,311 The Babes ln The Wood permitting. 532 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,280 Priceless! 533 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:39,800 Absolutely priceless! 534 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:43,040 - Fabulous! Don't youthink it's a great idea? - I have to admit it is. 535 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,280 - What a concept! - You think it's got a chance? 536 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,080 You're bloody marvellous. Can't miss. 537 00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,680 - By Jove,yes. Be like the old days. - What do youthink? 538 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,320 Yeah. Give it a try. 539 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,160 Are you ready to vote on it? 540 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,920 How about you, Padre? 541 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:58,080 Yes, I feel a certain calling towards it. 542 00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,320 Weaver? 543 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,640 - Me,too. - I'm for it. 544 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,760 Splendid! Well, thank you for your support, gentlemen. 545 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,400 Now, our immediate plan is as follows. 546 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,040 After dismissal here, 547 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:10,800 I suggest we disperse 548 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:14,640 and you take tenderfarewells of your nearest and dearest 549 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,160 and then report to this address 550 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:22,871 at 18.00 hours tomorrow and come prepared for a long stay. 551 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,680 Decent accommodation, of course, sir, as befits officers and...gentlemen? 552 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:31,514 Well, the food will be good and the prospects... 553 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:33,715 ..unlimited. 554 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,469 Of course it's not goodbye, darling. 555 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:49,189 I mean, after all, we've er... only just been introduced. 556 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,840 It's just that... 557 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:53,680 I'm onto a good thing. 558 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,875 It's a big opportunity for me... 559 00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,678 ..which I hope you will share. 560 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,315 Here. 561 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,311 Have this one on the house. 562 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:24,631 I'm just passingthrough myself. 563 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,279 Excellent. 564 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,840 Well, it's good to see you all on parade. 565 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:44,640 Now, ifyou'll follow me, gentlemen, I'll show youto your quarters. 566 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,960 Some of you will have to double up, I'm afraid, 567 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,920 but we must all make saceifices at times like these. 568 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,760 By the way, I want to appoint two admin officers. 569 00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,800 Captain Mycroft, I propose making you quartermaster. 570 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,320 Thank you, sir. 571 00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:00,680 And we shall have to have an adjutant. Major Race is the senior man. 572 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,200 Will you accept, Race? 573 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,800 Well, if you insist. 574 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,320 Right, gentlemen. 575 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,560 Weaver and Porthill in here. 576 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:11,120 Keep an eye on him, Porthill. Don't let him sneak any liquor in. 577 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,560 Excuse me. 578 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,800 Mycroft and Rutland-Smith in here. 579 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:17,960 No noise at night, now, while Mycroft is saying his prayers. 580 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,200 Mr Lexy,you're along here. 581 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,240 Good. On my own, eh? 582 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:24,231 No. With Stevens. 583 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,120 Major Race, you're through there. 584 00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,111 Thank you. I feel at home already. 585 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,280 Like being back at school, huh? 586 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,120 I sincerely hope not. 587 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,998 Can I have you all out here again, please? 588 00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,920 There are just one ortwo other things. 589 00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:50,080 The usual offices are down there to the eight. 590 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:53,560 I've posted vaeious duty rosters for fatigues, etcetera, 591 00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,720 and I should like them strictly observed. 592 00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:59,480 You will make your own beds and be responsible for your own laundry. 593 00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,840 And no women in the rooms after ten, I presume? 594 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:03,360 Or before. 595 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:08,720 Now, as regards discipline, where they apply, Queen's Regulations will be enforced. 596 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:14,240 Any minor breaches will be punished by a fine of �100 to be deducted from the final payout, 597 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:17,800 major or repeated offences by a fine of �500. 598 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,840 Well, I think that's all, forthe time being, gentlemen. 599 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:24,520 Dinner is at 20.00 hours, followed by our first lecture in the basement. 600 00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,511 Could you spare a moment, Major? 601 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:31,520 - I hope you're going to hold church... - ''Operation Golden Fleece''I like that. 602 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,040 Cookhouse duties andfatigues? I don't care for that. 603 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,280 - You and I are washing up tonight. - Delightful. 604 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:39,760 - I'm cooking lunch tomorrow. - I wonder what time lights are out inthe dorm. 605 00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:43,116 I don't know about you lot, but I'm going to keep my lights on all night. 606 00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,358 You may smoke if you wish, gentlemen. 607 00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:52,111 We are gathered here to discuss phase one of the operation. 608 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,960 Now, I don't have to tell you 609 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:58,920 that, as a general rule, banks take very good care of people's money. 610 00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,960 They are not goingto give it to us, 611 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,951 so we shall have to take it. 612 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,360 But to take it, we shall need arms 613 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:10,400 and the sort of arms we need are not sold over the counter. 614 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:17,320 However, I have every confidence that whatever we require will be supplied by our late employer. 615 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,520 Do you mean the army, sir? 616 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,040 First slide, please, Major. 617 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,519 Certainly, Colonel. 618 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,200 I'm so sorry. 619 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:35,352 That comes in the second lecture, How To Live Off The Countryside. 620 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,313 Now, that's better. 621 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:43,040 Gentlemen, you're now looking at our source of supply, 622 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:46,840 the Army Command Training Centre at Mulverton in Dorset, 623 00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:50,200 to which we will shortly be paying a surprise visit. 624 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:53,040 By the way,just one other little detail. 625 00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:57,680 When we leave our card, we shall have to provide the authorities with a scapegoat. 626 00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,520 Inthis case, I'm relying on the British character. 627 00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:04,840 We British will always give the Germans, the Russians, the Japanese or even the Egyptians 628 00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:06,880 the benefit ofthe doubt, 629 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,920 but never the Irish. 630 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,680 So, throughout this exercise, 631 00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,000 If we use our accents judiciously, 632 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,993 the IRA will get the credit...and the blame. 633 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:27,560 Have a fag, sir. Don't let the other ranks see you're nervous. 634 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,152 Cut it out, Martin. 635 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:46,075 Now. 636 00:44:58,720 --> 00:45:00,880 51st Training. 637 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,920 Yeah. Who, sir? 638 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:04,440 Area Command? 639 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:07,120 I've got the G2 on the line for your commanding officer. 640 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:08,960 Is something wrong with your line? 641 00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:10,720 The old man's out, ain't he? 642 00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:12,840 Yes. He's gone shopping with his missus. 643 00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:16,200 - I've got a callfor him. - Well, put it through to the adjutant, clot! 644 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,840 Just trying to find him, sir. 645 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,035 - Well, hurry it up! - Bighead! 646 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,880 Hello. Captain Saunders? 647 00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,320 - Hello. - I've got the G2 on the line, sir. 648 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:28,360 - Who, man? Speak up. - The G2, sir. 649 00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:29,952 Oh, I'd bettertake it. 650 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,200 Putting youthrough, sir. 651 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,792 Whom am I speaking to? 652 00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,952 Captain Saunders? I wanted your commanding officer, my dearfellow. 653 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,280 Not there? Oh, that's most unfortunate. 654 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,320 I've got a bit of bad news for you, I'm afraid. 655 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:48,600 Yes, the new Area Commander's on his way down for a surprise visit. 656 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:51,000 Someone's been complaining about the food. 657 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,399 Complained about the food? 658 00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:54,879 Well, no, no, I don't. 659 00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:57,120 Yeah... 660 00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,800 Well, how do you think I ought to handle it, sir? 661 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:03,395 Well, with kid gloves, if you want my tip. He's a ball of fire. 662 00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:08,270 Well, put on some sort of a show. 663 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:10,920 The best I can do, I'm afraid. 664 00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,720 Yes, well, sorry I couldn't give you longer notice. 665 00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:15,560 Thank you, sir. 666 00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,677 We're very grateful to you, sir. Thank you. Goodbye. 667 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:24,240 Wilkins, get my stuff, hat, belt, everything, then get Mr Thomas and Mr... 668 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:26,960 No, forget that. I'll do that. Just get the stuff. Go on! 669 00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:28,120 Yes, sir. 670 00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,998 Hello. Get me the Orderly Room. Get me the Orderly Room! 671 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:44,320 Attention. Lieutenant commanders report to... 672 00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:48,920 There's a flap on. The Area Commander's on his way here. Been a complaint about the food. 673 00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:51,520 - We've got to get things organised. - Leave it to me, sir. 674 00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,560 Go with him. Full guard tumout. 675 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,518 Don't stand there. The switchboard. Locate the old man. 676 00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:01,840 - What have you got for the men's tea? - Fried eggs, baked beans, chips,toast, tapioca. 677 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,360 - Can you change it? - Not now, sir. lt's all cooked. 678 00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,720 Rustle up some soup and give every mantwo eggs. 679 00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:08,960 - Any tinned fruit? - In the officers' mess, sir. 680 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,720 Well, grab it. Put that on, too. 681 00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:11,760 Corporal! 682 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:15,440 Two eggs? Balloon gone up or summat? A diabolical dead liberty, I tell you. 683 00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:18,280 - Still, tinned fruit, eh? - That'll make all the difference. 684 00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:20,748 The bleeding stuff's been here since the Boer War. 685 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,880 What's the matter with your webbing, Alpers? 686 00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:26,871 You're on a fizzer inthe morning! 687 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,400 - Get me 428. - I can't, sir. 688 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,040 - Can't? - I can't get a line, sir. 689 00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,235 - Get the exchange, then. - I can't get anything. 690 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:42,040 Chunky, come on, all outside. Get moving! 691 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,480 - Get stuffed. - Get what? 692 00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:48,720 Get off that bed, get outside in your best battledress and boots and jump to it! 693 00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:49,760 Sir. 694 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:51,079 - Get up! - Sir. 695 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,680 Everything under control, sir. 696 00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,920 - We hope. - If I might make a suggestion, sir? 697 00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,960 An early adjournment to the mess and the old liberal hospitality? 698 00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,155 Don't you worry. That's top of my list. 699 00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,080 Right. Cigarettes out. 700 00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:11,120 Just enjoy it from here on. 701 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,160 Don't forget. We carry the rank. 702 00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,200 Correction. I carry the rank. 703 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,679 After me. 704 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,112 - They're coming! - Don't go mad. It's not the relief of Ladysmith. 705 00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:42,480 All right, Alpers. 706 00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,277 Wait for it. As you were. 707 00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,034 Guard! Turn out! 708 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,360 General salute. 709 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,351 Present...arms! 710 00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:15,949 Slope...arms. 711 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,400 - Good aftemoon, Captain...? - Saunders, sir. 712 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,040 Christie is my name. 713 00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:31,880 Colonel Wylie. Major Williams. 714 00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,120 Sir. 715 00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:36,320 I'm very sorry Colonel Langton isn't here to greet you, sir. He erm... 716 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,675 He was called away to a civil-defence meeting, sir. 717 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,640 Would you care to inspect the guard, sir? 718 00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:44,834 Yes. 719 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,640 Guard present and ready for your inspection, sir! 720 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:53,834 Thank you. 721 00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,760 - Yes. Pretty fair turnout. - Thank you, sir. 722 00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:17,880 - I suppose you know what this is all about. - No, sir, I don't. 723 00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:21,350 You surprise me, Saunders. I thought the grapevine was infallible. 724 00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:31,720 Nothing stirs up the War Office like a question in the House. Some Bolshie exercising his right. 725 00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:34,720 - Who is he? Any idea? - I'm afraid I don't quite follow, sir. 726 00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:37,080 Some barrack-room lawyer wrote to his MP. 727 00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:40,640 The menu wasn't up to his liking or some such cock, so it fell on my neck. 728 00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:45,040 Would you care for a little refreshment, first, sir?. I'm sure you need it after that long drive. 729 00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:48,874 No. Let's get on with it. I don't want you tarting up the cookhouse before I've seen it. 730 00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:22,599 Right, Weaver. 731 00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:38,113 Yeah. They go right in. 732 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:42,040 You, er, haven't got a ladder we can borrow, have you? 733 00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:45,080 - Ladder? - Yeah. There's a fault on one of your lines. 734 00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,120 We'll have to check your junction box. 735 00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:49,560 - Haven't you got a ladder of your own? - Yeah. 736 00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:51,600 In the truck about half a mile down. 737 00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,440 Come on. We won't hurt it. 738 00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,431 Better ask inthe Guard Room. 739 00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:06,360 Sorry to trouble you. Phone trouble in the area. 740 00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:09,640 Have you come about this fault? Blimey! We haven't reported it yet. 741 00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:11,840 - Have you got one, too? - All the lines are dead. 742 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:13,720 Hearthat? They've got a fault here, too. 743 00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:16,600 What do you think? Shall we leave the other one? 744 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:19,680 Well, we'll have to. This is a priority. You haven't got a ladder? 745 00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,320 Yes. Out the back. 746 00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:22,840 Go and get it. 747 00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:27,560 It's probably inthem woods over there. Allthat rain last night, lines down everywhere. 748 00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,760 - Shall we take a look? - May as well. Thanks. 749 00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,520 Well, keep out ofthe way. We've got some top brass visiting. 750 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,715 It don't worry us, mate. We done our bit. 751 00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,199 Mess hall, 'shun! 752 00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:41,720 Right. Carry on. 753 00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:44,314 We try to vary the food, sir, as much as possible. 754 00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:55,634 Party, 'shun! 755 00:52:56,720 --> 00:52:58,800 - Staff Sergeant Hall, sir. - At ease. 756 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,960 Let me see your menu cards for the week. 757 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:02,313 Yes, sir. 758 00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:08,877 Cook, try to get one of those on a plate. 759 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:27,913 Sample that, Philip. 760 00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:31,360 Fork. 761 00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:32,759 - Fork. - Fork. 762 00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:54,720 What's this supposedto be? 763 00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:56,711 Well, it's erm... It's a sort of a... 764 00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,440 Well, it's a kind of avegetable soup, I think, sir. 765 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:01,429 Plate. 766 00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:08,713 Yourturn, Peter. 767 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:11,280 Spoon. 768 00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:12,679 - Spoon. - Spoon. 769 00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:01,548 Nothing. 770 00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:29,559 Mess hall, 'shun! 771 00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:32,119 No. Carry on eating. 772 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:36,112 Any erm...complaints here? 773 00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:39,800 Come along, now. Answer the Beigadier. 774 00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:41,199 No, sir. 775 00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:44,920 You're quite satisfied withthe food? 776 00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:46,911 You can speak quite freely. 777 00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:50,400 Well...er, no, sir. Not always, sir. 778 00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:52,600 What exactly don't you like about it? 779 00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:57,360 Well, they sometimes give you good grub, sir, but...they mess it about, like. 780 00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:59,400 How do you mean, ''mess it about''? 781 00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:01,040 Well, take Sunday, sir. 782 00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:05,400 I mean, we had a fair whack of the old roast and that and gravy and stuff, but... 783 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,760 Well, they messed it about, like. 784 00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,760 - Specifically? - I beg your pardon, sir? 785 00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:12,716 What didthey do to it? 786 00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:16,840 Well, I mean, I'm not a cook, am I? 787 00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:19,640 I mean, I only go by what I taste, like. 788 00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:21,960 Well, it didn't taste right, see? 789 00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,838 It sort of tasted like they'd... messed it about, like. 790 00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:27,433 What's this man's name? 791 00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,400 - Grogan, sir. - Grogan, sir. 792 00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:32,840 That's all, is it? 793 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,120 Well... 794 00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:36,160 That was only last Sunday, sir. 795 00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:37,559 What about today's meal? 796 00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:40,120 Oh, well, er... 797 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:43,360 Very fair, sir...you know, if you like eggs. 798 00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,760 I mean, they're not great favoueites of mine, 799 00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:49,070 but you've got to eat them to sort of keep your strength up, like. 800 00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:52,068 Yes. 801 00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:01,600 Well done. 802 00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:04,273 Well, he bleeding asked me, didn't he? Well! 803 00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:35,950 Good afternoon, sir. Having trouble? 804 00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:46,398 - All clear? - I'm not sure. 805 00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:54,680 Something stuck in the feed pipe, I reckon. 806 00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:58,200 Oh,yes. Well, it's very kind of youto stop, anyway. 807 00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:00,040 Not at all, sir. It's a pleasure. 808 00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:02,280 Ever thought of becoming a member, sir? 809 00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:05,477 Oh, I don't think so. I belongto too many things already. 810 00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:14,313 We've got to get back. Give him another minute, then do what's necessary. Come on. 811 00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:30,040 - I shall have to send in a full report. - Yes, sir. 812 00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:33,240 - Would you care to come to the mess? - Haven't time to be social. 813 00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:36,800 A bore for all ofus, these things. Give my regards to Colonel Langton. 814 00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:39,473 - Sorry to have missed him. - He'll be sorry, too, sir. 815 00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,073 Can you see them? 816 00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:54,080 Just coming up now, sir. 817 00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:55,559 Right. Let's go. 818 01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:08,040 There, sir. 819 01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:09,680 Ought to be OK now. 820 01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:12,148 - Well, thank you very much. - Not at all. 821 01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:45,840 We didn't find anything, so we'll report it again when we get back and they'll be downfirst thing. 822 01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:48,638 - Thanks forthe ladder, anyway. - Goodbye, Sergeant. 823 01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:52,959 Alpers! What's this bleeding ladder doing here? 824 01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:39,879 Right. 825 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:48,237 Down, quick! 826 01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:15,640 Any complaints? 827 01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:18,029 - No, sir! - Right. Carry on smoking. 828 01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:33,360 Well, you've got to hand it to the dear Colonel. They bought it,just like he said. 829 01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:35,635 Yes. Er, nothing in the ''stop press''? 830 01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:38,880 No. Just 'Vicar on grave charge.'' 831 01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:41,920 I thought you took a longtime over the shopping, Padre. 832 01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:44,240 I think that's really in rather poortaste. 833 01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:45,880 Oh, la-di-bloody-da! 834 01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:47,520 Well, shut up, anyway. 835 01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:49,880 We're all a bit touchy, tonight, aren't we? 836 01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:52,240 Small wonder afterthe meal you just cooked. 837 01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:54,080 Well, it's yourturn tomorrow. 838 01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:56,400 You didn't take offence, did you, Padre? 839 01:02:56,400 --> 01:03:01,040 I've been meaning to ask you, I've always been interested in this religious...aspect. 840 01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:04,953 Those sort of get-togethers, like Billy Graham, have you ever beento one? 841 01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:07,951 Yes, as a matter of fact, I have. 842 01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:11,440 Really? That's very interesting. 843 01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:14,159 I mean, you went forward andthat, got the call? 844 01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:16,559 Oh, yes. 845 01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:20,358 I always went forward. 846 01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:26,240 Thank you. I've read it. 847 01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:28,280 Any complaints, gentlemen? 848 01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:31,720 No, sir. I must say, I take my hat off to you. Congratulations. 849 01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:34,360 Thank you, Rupert. Thank you, gentlemen. 850 01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:36,400 Well, that's the end of phase one. 851 01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:37,992 Now for phase two. 852 01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:42,480 We are going into the removal business. 853 01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:46,560 I have the premises, but not the vehicles, 854 01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:51,554 but I'm sure the adjutant will take care of that small detail before the night is out. 855 01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:56,952 Well, it's time we got the show onthe road,too. There's a lot to be done tonight. 856 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:19,437 The night watchman will be out any moment now, to get a drink before the pub closes. 857 01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:10,760 What's your game? 858 01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:13,480 Sorry, mate. Looking for the same thing, myself. 859 01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:14,515 Get lost. 860 01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:12,998 Don't you believe in lights? 861 01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:16,118 - I beg your pardon? - Lights. 862 01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:19,560 Yes. I'm so sorry, officer. 863 01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:21,680 Well, vehicles come out of there,you know. 864 01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:24,194 - Yes. I'm so sorry. - Well, watch it next time. 865 01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:51,960 This is the view of the bank that you will see three weeks from today, gentlemen. 866 01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:53,800 Just before the armoured car arrives, 867 01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:56,598 a commissionaire opens the side entrance to the bank. 868 01:07:57,680 --> 01:08:01,600 The armoured car always areives at 10:55. 869 01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:06,549 As soon as it stops, one guard gets out ofthe cabin and goes to the rear of the vehicle. 870 01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:13,600 At a signal from him, the door is openedfrom the inside and he's joined by two other guards. 871 01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:15,560 All these three men are armed. 872 01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:21,040 The money you see being handled so calmly often amounts to over a million pounds. 873 01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:25,240 It doesn't seem possible. I would have thought a million would look much more than that. 874 01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:26,960 I assure you it is. 875 01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:31,033 Each of those boxes contains �50,000 in used notes. 876 01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:37,960 Take a good look, gentlemen, because it's all there. 877 01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:39,951 Operation Golden Fleece. 878 01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:44,000 This is the battlefield on which we shall fight 879 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:47,920 and here, I promise you, we shall enjoy our finest hour. 880 01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:49,717 What price glory? 881 01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:53,877 �100,000 each, tax free. 882 01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:57,315 You won't have to sign a single form for it. 883 01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:00,311 You won't even have to salute. 884 01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:13,160 The entire operation takes exactly three minutes. 885 01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:17,200 The money is now being wheeled into the side entrance of the bank 886 01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:19,191 and the armoured car leaves. 887 01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:23,311 We wait until it tums this corner. 888 01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:28,720 At that point, we go into action. 889 01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:30,119 Lights. 890 01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:40,638 The money is now being wheeled down this coreidorto the lift and thento the vaults. 891 01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:43,280 - A question? - Yes, sir. 892 01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:47,680 I must be a bit confused, I'm sorry, but why do we wait till the money is inside the bank? 893 01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:51,240 Because to try to take it outside would be fatal, as well as messy. 894 01:09:51,240 --> 01:09:55,200 The deiver of the armoured car is completely sealed in, safe from attack 895 01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:58,680 and in constant touch with both the police and his own company. 896 01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:01,320 What do you do about the alarm system there? 897 01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:03,360 I do nothing. I leave that to you. 898 01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:06,640 Actually,there are two alarm systems in the bank, 899 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:10,600 one to their security company and one to the nearest police station. 900 01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:14,000 There are at least a dozen ''push''buttons inthe building. 901 01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:19,360 If one of them is pressed, signals go out, steel shutters come down and block every exit 902 01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:22,680 and, at the same time, an alarm starts ringing onthe roof. 903 01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:26,080 - And what do I do about that? - You will prevent it from happening. 904 01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:29,720 As our explosives expert, you will manufcture bombs 905 01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:33,800 which, when dropped into this manhole here and this one here, 906 01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:37,839 will knock out the telephone and electeicity systems ofthe entire area. 907 01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:41,520 Meanwhile, Mr Lexy, our radio expert, 908 01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:47,120 will be jamming all police broadcasts over a radius, I hope, of at least two miles. 909 01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:52,880 At the same time, Major Rutland-Smith will provide a noxious and blinding smoke screen. 910 01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:54,400 This will not affect us, 911 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:58,279 because we shall be weaeing gas masks so generously provided by the army. 912 01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:01,157 Thus, when we move in... 913 01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:06,631 ..we move against a target that is both surprised and defenceless. 914 01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:11,795 He's a nutcase. No getting away from it, he'll end up with a knighthood. 915 01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:22,396 One...two...three. 916 01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:09,520 Come on! 917 01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:11,760 Come on. Get a spurt on. 918 01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:14,513 I want this place cleared by 12. 919 01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:18,080 Good morning, officer. Can I help you? 920 01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:21,520 Good moming, sir. I didn't know this place was being used again. 921 01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:26,200 I've just taken it on temporaeily, until my permanent premises are ready. 922 01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:28,400 I'll keep an eye on it, now I know you're here. 923 01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:30,720 I wish you would. That's very kind of you. 924 01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:32,240 Just routine, sir. 925 01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:33,832 - Good day. - Good day, officer. 926 01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:40,751 Could he have seen anything? 927 01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:45,079 No. 928 01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:54,160 Well, there she is. How's that for service? 929 01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:56,000 Where did you get it? 930 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:58,468 Harrods. Charged to your account. 931 01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:03,800 - You stole it in broad daylight? - If you want to put it that crudely,yes. 932 01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:06,800 You bloody idiot! We had a policeman here not two minutes ago. 933 01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:09,440 - So? - So what ifhe saw you and took the number?. 934 01:13:09,440 --> 01:13:13,800 Well, no-one knows the car's been stolen yet, so why bother about the number? 935 01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:17,680 I gave explicit orders the job was not to be attempted until after dark. 936 01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:19,920 All right. Well, court-martial me, old darling. 937 01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:22,440 Thank you. That'll cost you �100. 938 01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:24,480 Well, make it �500. I'm easy. 939 01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:26,880 I'm in charge of transport, eight? 940 01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:30,880 Well, I decided it was better to have this car here today. We may have to do some work on it. 941 01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:33,080 - What sort of work? - I don't know till I look. 942 01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:35,280 Or would you rather find out onthe day? 943 01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:40,160 I'll accept the fact that your motives were good, but that's the last time you disobey orders. 944 01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:44,640 We can't affordto waste all the work we're doing just because one man wants to be a hero. 945 01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:48,240 I've nothing against heroes, except they crook it for other people. 946 01:13:48,240 --> 01:13:50,040 I'm terribly sorry. 947 01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:51,359 Get it under cover. 948 01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:53,595 Stevens, get it in. 949 01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:57,720 Padre, get some numberplates made up. 950 01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:00,160 Peivate car. London area. 1960. 951 01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:01,354 Right. 952 01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:09,713 Well done, Padre. 953 01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:13,000 Excellent. 954 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:17,640 Well, gentlemen, that, more or less, wraps it up. The adjutant would like one word with you. 955 01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:22,560 Yes. Drivers, report to me afterthis briefing that all petrol tanks and spare jerry cans are full 956 01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:25,200 and that oil levels and tyre pressures are correct. 957 01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:28,640 Then I'll carry out a final engine inspection. That's all, Colonel. 958 01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:30,280 Sir? 959 01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:31,920 Yes, quartermaster? 960 01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:36,440 Just about the leave arrangements, sir. You asked me to mentionthe suitcases. 961 01:14:36,440 --> 01:14:37,960 Oh, yes, yes. 962 01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:42,397 The quartermaster has provided an extra suitcase apiece, to allow for your... 963 01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:45,560 ..excess baggage after the operation. 964 01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:48,120 You've all read the movement order for tomorrow night? 965 01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:51,280 I've laid on a little celebration. 966 01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:56,200 It'll be our last get-together, as I don't anticipate any future regimental reunions. 967 01:14:56,200 --> 01:15:00,880 Throughout the evening, all officers, as per the movement order, 968 01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:04,240 will be going off on a well-earned leave to sunnier climes. 969 01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:05,639 Whacko! 970 01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:09,600 Oh, yes, Rupert? 971 01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:11,989 I'm so sorry. I quite forgot. Please. 972 01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:17,200 The latest Air Ministry weatherforecast for tomorrow, Friday 18th. 973 01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:21,796 Most of England cloudy, with occasional rain or showers with some beight peeiods. 974 01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:27,640 Further outlook very promising. 975 01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:30,480 Thank you, Rupert. You readthat very nicely. 976 01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:32,120 Well, gentlemen, 977 01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:38,160 it just remains for me to thank youfor all your hard work, enthusiasm and unfailing loyalty. 978 01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:40,720 Everything's prepared. We've left nothing to chance. 979 01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:44,920 Our last reconnaissance photographs reveal no changes 980 01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:49,391 and I know that we shall be amply rewarded for all our efforts. 981 01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:54,713 It's all there, waiting for us tomorrow morning. 982 01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:58,792 So, relax, get a good night's sleep... 983 01:15:59,880 --> 01:16:01,040 ..and good luck. 984 01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:03,031 - Thank you, sir. - Good night, sir. 985 01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:21,119 Well, I'm damned! 986 01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:23,400 Come in. 987 01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:24,799 Have a drink. 988 01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:31,639 Pull up a chair. 989 01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:39,874 Couldn't sleep? 990 01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:45,438 It was the waiting that always killed me in the war. 991 01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:48,120 Killed everyone. 992 01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:50,429 Always surprises you. lt's like love. 993 01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:55,911 Every time,you think it's going to be different, but it's always the same. 994 01:17:57,800 --> 01:17:59,836 It's the sameness that surprises you. 995 01:18:06,480 --> 01:18:09,517 I er... I won't ask you in, cos Mother's waiting up. 996 01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:17,080 Got it straight, now, haven't you? 997 01:18:17,080 --> 01:18:19,200 Midnight tomorrow. London airport. 998 01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:20,679 Drive carefully. 999 01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:57,599 Mr Lexy. 1000 01:18:58,680 --> 01:19:00,240 Good moming, sir. 1001 01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:02,879 You realise this is a gross breach of discipline? 1002 01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:07,675 Yes, sir. I was just trying to relax, as per your instructions, sir. 1003 01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:13,510 Well, I don't know what action I shall take yet, but, at the very least, it'll be a heavy fine. 1004 01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:16,551 Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. 1005 01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:18,988 Lexy. 1006 01:19:20,080 --> 01:19:21,440 Yes, sir? 1007 01:19:21,440 --> 01:19:23,431 How much would you say she was worth? 1008 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:26,991 I'd settle forthe full �500, sir. 1009 01:29:44,680 --> 01:29:46,716 Excuse me, sir. Can you give me a light? 1010 01:30:40,360 --> 01:30:42,078 - What's that? - What's happened? 1011 01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:52,000 Do what you're told and no-one will get hurt. 1012 01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:53,991 Overthere, everyone. 1013 01:30:55,640 --> 01:30:57,073 Officials, stay where you are. 1014 01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:23,400 All exits will be covered forfive minutes after we leave, 1015 01:31:23,400 --> 01:31:26,840 so I hope you'll all behave sensibly, 1016 01:31:26,840 --> 01:31:31,197 but just to impress upon you the need for caution... 1017 01:32:06,800 --> 01:32:08,313 I can't see! 1018 01:32:30,080 --> 01:32:31,195 Right. 1019 01:32:38,840 --> 01:32:42,150 - What's happened? - Underground gas main blown up, I think. 1020 01:32:58,400 --> 01:32:59,515 Right! 1021 01:33:16,160 --> 01:33:18,120 Some more? Here we are. 1022 01:33:18,120 --> 01:33:19,480 Sorry. 1023 01:33:19,480 --> 01:33:21,640 Think nothing ofit. I'm made of money. 1024 01:33:21,640 --> 01:33:24,480 Here we are. Come on, old darlings. Have one for the road. 1025 01:33:24,480 --> 01:33:26,760 Don't delay them. We must keep to schedule. 1026 01:33:26,760 --> 01:33:29,800 - Where are you going? - That information is restricted. 1027 01:33:29,800 --> 01:33:32,000 - Well, bon voyage. - And you, too. sir. 1028 01:33:32,000 --> 01:33:34,080 - I won't drop you a line. - No. Don't. 1029 01:33:34,080 --> 01:33:35,720 But I'll be thinking of you. 1030 01:33:35,720 --> 01:33:39,120 Weaver...don't do anything too explosive. 1031 01:33:39,120 --> 01:33:41,920 Definitely not, sir. I'll use a very s-s-slow fuse! 1032 01:33:41,920 --> 01:33:44,080 Goodbye, everybody. Have a good time. 1033 01:33:44,080 --> 01:33:46,560 - Goodbye. Bon voyage. - Be good. 1034 01:33:46,560 --> 01:33:48,152 - Goodbye. - Have a good time. 1035 01:33:49,400 --> 01:33:51,920 You know, I suddenly feel rather sad. 1036 01:33:51,920 --> 01:33:53,680 Fill up my glass, Padre. 1037 01:33:53,680 --> 01:33:55,120 Certainly, Peter. 1038 01:33:55,120 --> 01:33:58,560 - Poor old Padre. He's going to feel the pinch. - Oh, really? Why? 1039 01:33:58,560 --> 01:34:01,200 Now you can afford to sin, takes the edge off it. 1040 01:34:01,200 --> 01:34:04,240 Hot-gospel it to California and found your own church. 1041 01:34:04,240 --> 01:34:05,958 Start a new movement? 1042 01:34:07,040 --> 01:34:11,480 You're very busy deciding everybody else's future, Lexy. What do you intend to do? 1043 01:34:11,480 --> 01:34:15,280 Well, after I've settled all the outstanding maintenance orders... 1044 01:34:15,280 --> 01:34:17,320 I was a fair operator without money. 1045 01:34:17,320 --> 01:34:20,360 Now I'm loaded, I'll have to beat them off with clubs. 1046 01:34:20,360 --> 01:34:22,157 Well, you don't belongto any! 1047 01:34:24,400 --> 01:34:25,960 Thank you, Padre. 1048 01:34:25,960 --> 01:34:28,880 Well, Rupert, you're going off now? 1049 01:34:28,880 --> 01:34:30,920 Yes. My time has come, as they say. 1050 01:34:30,920 --> 01:34:32,760 Well, ''Journeys end...'' 1051 01:34:32,760 --> 01:34:35,680 I hope the rest ofthe quotation comes true. 1052 01:34:35,680 --> 01:34:37,120 I doubt it. 1053 01:34:37,120 --> 01:34:41,000 No, I'm the exceptionto the rule. I always make the same mistake twice. 1054 01:34:41,000 --> 01:34:43,600 Don't botherto see me out, sir. I hate goodbyes. 1055 01:34:43,600 --> 01:34:46,990 Well, thanks for everything. I can't tell you how much I've... 1056 01:34:51,560 --> 01:34:53,720 Awfully decent type that, you know. 1057 01:34:53,720 --> 01:34:55,560 - Old Rupert? - One of the best. 1058 01:34:55,560 --> 01:34:57,160 Solid as a rock. 1059 01:34:57,160 --> 01:35:00,320 Well,the party seems to be dying a bit. We can't have that. 1060 01:35:00,320 --> 01:35:02,440 Martin, put on another record. 1061 01:35:02,440 --> 01:35:04,431 - Padre, do the honours. - Right. 1062 01:35:05,520 --> 01:35:07,360 Here we are. There's one over here. 1063 01:35:07,360 --> 01:35:09,400 Is erm... Is this all you've got, sir? 1064 01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:11,240 What's wrong? Nothing there? 1065 01:35:11,240 --> 01:35:13,400 Well, it's not exactly the hit parade. 1066 01:35:13,400 --> 01:35:14,992 Still, let's try this one. 1067 01:35:24,400 --> 01:35:27,480 The soldiers of the Queen, my lads 1068 01:35:27,480 --> 01:35:30,995 The Queen, my lads, the Queen, my lads 1069 01:35:34,840 --> 01:35:36,478 The soldiers of the... 1070 01:35:39,560 --> 01:35:43,120 - I've forgotten the words. - There's somebody at the door. 1071 01:35:43,120 --> 01:35:44,439 What? 1072 01:35:46,320 --> 01:35:47,548 Listen. 1073 01:36:10,280 --> 01:36:11,599 Norman! 1074 01:36:13,360 --> 01:36:16,238 Well, don't say you've forgotten me, you old scoundrel. 1075 01:36:17,320 --> 01:36:19,311 Warren. Bunny Warren. 1076 01:36:21,440 --> 01:36:22,800 Bunny. 1077 01:36:22,800 --> 01:36:24,480 Of course. 1078 01:36:24,480 --> 01:36:27,800 I was goingto say. I haven't changed all that much, have l? 1079 01:36:27,800 --> 01:36:29,320 Oh, no, no. 1080 01:36:29,320 --> 01:36:33,040 It was just that I... couldn't... see who it was, at first. 1081 01:36:33,040 --> 01:36:35,760 - Well, how are you? - Can't complain, old son. 1082 01:36:35,760 --> 01:36:38,320 My God! You haven't altered a scrap, what? 1083 01:36:38,320 --> 01:36:40,840 I gave you a bit of a shock? I thought it would. 1084 01:36:40,840 --> 01:36:43,960 Well, I finally found you in. Now, look here. Guess what? 1085 01:36:43,960 --> 01:36:45,480 We're neighbours! 1086 01:36:45,480 --> 01:36:49,120 - Neighbours? - Yes. I moved in last week. Wellington Avenue. 1087 01:36:49,120 --> 01:36:52,240 I couldn't believe it when I got your address from the Association. 1088 01:36:52,240 --> 01:36:53,880 I've called before, but no reply. 1089 01:36:53,880 --> 01:36:56,440 No, I've...been a bit busy. 1090 01:36:56,440 --> 01:36:58,920 How are things, eh? 1091 01:36:58,920 --> 01:37:01,160 Everything tickety-snitch, what? 1092 01:37:01,160 --> 01:37:03,760 I thought I heard a bit of a party going on. 1093 01:37:03,760 --> 01:37:06,149 Just a few business friends. 1094 01:37:07,880 --> 01:37:09,840 Well, come and...join us. 1095 01:37:09,840 --> 01:37:11,680 Well,you know me. 1096 01:37:11,680 --> 01:37:14,720 Well, you ought to, by now. Never say no to a party. 1097 01:37:14,720 --> 01:37:16,960 By golly, those were the days, eh? 1098 01:37:16,960 --> 01:37:19,155 What about Vienna? 1099 01:37:20,600 --> 01:37:22,318 - Well, come on in. - Thanks. 1100 01:37:23,440 --> 01:37:24,800 Evening. 1101 01:37:24,800 --> 01:37:29,240 Gentlemen, I'd like youto meet an old friend of mine, Brigadier Bunny Warren. 1102 01:37:29,240 --> 01:37:32,480 I er...had the honour to serve under him in30 Corps. 1103 01:37:32,480 --> 01:37:35,400 - What will you deink? - Any oldtipple. Scotch? 1104 01:37:35,400 --> 01:37:38,960 Bunny was telling me that he's just become a neighbour of mine. 1105 01:37:38,960 --> 01:37:42,880 It's bloody funny how the old water flows under the...underthe... 1106 01:37:42,880 --> 01:37:45,880 I haven't seen Norman for... How long is it, Norman? 1107 01:37:45,880 --> 01:37:47,871 It must be 1948. 1108 01:37:48,960 --> 01:37:51,280 It must be. It must be all of that. 1109 01:37:51,280 --> 01:37:53,800 Tell me, what are you chaps celebrating, eh? 1110 01:37:53,800 --> 01:37:56,240 I don't know how you'd describe it, really. 1111 01:37:56,240 --> 01:37:58,280 How would you describe it, Norman? 1112 01:37:58,280 --> 01:37:59,720 Cheers. 1113 01:37:59,720 --> 01:38:02,160 Thanks. Cheers. Cheers, everybody. 1114 01:38:02,160 --> 01:38:03,680 Desceibe what? 1115 01:38:03,680 --> 01:38:07,673 Just wondering what the party was in aid of. Mind you, I never needed any excuse, myself. 1116 01:38:09,160 --> 01:38:11,960 I say, Norman, do you remember that Christmas in Hamburg? 1117 01:38:11,960 --> 01:38:15,080 That was one forthe book, eh? That'll go down in history, that one. 1118 01:38:15,080 --> 01:38:17,720 If you'll excuse me, I think I'd better be buzzing. 1119 01:38:17,720 --> 01:38:19,840 - Must you? - Yes. Mustn't be too late tonight. 1120 01:38:19,840 --> 01:38:22,798 - Very nice to have met you. - Yes, you, too. See you again, I hope. 1121 01:38:23,880 --> 01:38:27,440 Thank you once again for a lovely party. I enjoyed every moment ofit. 1122 01:38:27,440 --> 01:38:29,920 - I'll get your coat. - I'lljust say goodbye. 1123 01:38:29,920 --> 01:38:31,440 Goodbye, Padre. 1124 01:38:31,440 --> 01:38:34,480 I mean... Goodbye, everybody. Look after yourselves. 1125 01:38:34,480 --> 01:38:36,800 I had something with me. What was it? 1126 01:38:36,800 --> 01:38:38,440 - A dog? - No. 1127 01:38:38,440 --> 01:38:40,200 - A suitcase. - So sorry. 1128 01:38:40,200 --> 01:38:41,840 Thank you. Good show. 1129 01:38:41,840 --> 01:38:43,880 Well, erm, goodbye once again. 1130 01:38:43,880 --> 01:38:46,000 - Well, cheerio. - Bye-bye. 1131 01:38:46,000 --> 01:38:49,760 Yes, you know, that party I was talking about, it was in Hamburg... 1132 01:38:49,760 --> 01:38:52,120 Hamburg? Really? Let me top you up. 1133 01:38:52,120 --> 01:38:54,160 That's jolly nice of you. 1134 01:38:54,160 --> 01:38:57,152 Hello. Dead soldier. Seen plenty of those in my time. 1135 01:38:59,360 --> 01:39:01,040 How will you get eid of him? 1136 01:39:01,040 --> 01:39:04,560 Don't worry. I'll find a way. I know Bunny's capacity to the last ounce. 1137 01:39:04,560 --> 01:39:08,040 By tomorrow morning, this will be but a part of a monumental hangover. 1138 01:39:08,040 --> 01:39:09,519 Good luck. 1139 01:39:10,800 --> 01:39:13,109 Thank you, sir, for changing my way of life. 1140 01:39:14,440 --> 01:39:18,040 ..Old Wilson said he was going to do some conjueing tricks. 1141 01:39:18,040 --> 01:39:21,237 - Was he any good? - That was the point. No bloody good at all. 1142 01:39:23,000 --> 01:39:26,160 Well, he could do the usual things, card tricks, all that sort of stuff, 1143 01:39:26,160 --> 01:39:29,680 but then he announced that he was going to attempt somethingvery elaborate. 1144 01:39:29,680 --> 01:39:31,440 How's your drink, Bunny? 1145 01:39:31,440 --> 01:39:34,955 All right at the moment. I was just telling them about Old Wilson. 1146 01:39:36,320 --> 01:39:40,000 Anyway, he got someone to get him a tray and a bottle of Steinh�ger. 1147 01:39:40,000 --> 01:39:42,160 - You remember that German gin? - Yes. 1148 01:39:42,160 --> 01:39:43,957 More or less U-boat fuel. 1149 01:39:46,240 --> 01:39:50,074 Well, anyway, he stood in the tray and he poured the stuff all over him. 1150 01:39:51,800 --> 01:39:53,240 Sacrilege. 1151 01:39:53,240 --> 01:39:55,000 Yes, yes. Well, that was it. 1152 01:39:55,000 --> 01:39:56,520 That was it. 1153 01:39:56,520 --> 01:39:58,640 Then... Then he set light to himself. 1154 01:39:58,640 --> 01:40:00,437 He went up like a rocket! 1155 01:40:02,520 --> 01:40:05,200 Mind you, we all pitched in. Chaps threw water. 1156 01:40:05,200 --> 01:40:08,040 It's damned inflammable stuff, that Steinh�ger. 1157 01:40:08,040 --> 01:40:11,080 Poor devil, he was at death's door for three months. 1158 01:40:11,080 --> 01:40:14,000 He never tumed a hair. Never turned a hair. 1159 01:40:14,000 --> 01:40:17,993 All he said was, ''Well, at least I know that teick doesn't work.'' 1160 01:40:20,600 --> 01:40:22,960 - Thank you. - Norman, I think, perhaps... 1161 01:40:22,960 --> 01:40:27,680 Yes, Norman. Mustn't keep the little darling...the little woman waiting. 1162 01:40:27,680 --> 01:40:31,120 - Must you go? - We've both had rather a full day. 1163 01:40:31,120 --> 01:40:33,280 To say nothing of a full night coming up. 1164 01:40:33,280 --> 01:40:34,998 Hello, what's that in aid of? 1165 01:40:38,040 --> 01:40:40,600 Off for a dirty weekend, eh? 1166 01:40:40,600 --> 01:40:41,350 No. 1167 01:40:41,960 --> 01:40:44,200 No,just a well-earned rest. 1168 01:40:44,200 --> 01:40:47,760 You speak for yourself. I'm off for a dirty year, if I live that long. 1169 01:40:47,760 --> 01:40:50,760 Well, cheeeio, Bunny. Take care of that lovely red neck. 1170 01:40:50,760 --> 01:40:54,280 Awfully glad you've moved in round here. Very select little neighbourhood. 1171 01:40:54,280 --> 01:40:56,680 I know Norman's pleased, aren't you, Norman? 1172 01:40:56,680 --> 01:40:58,200 It made my day. 1173 01:40:58,200 --> 01:40:59,600 So long, Adj. 1174 01:40:59,600 --> 01:41:01,360 - Goodbye. - See you in the headlines. 1175 01:41:01,360 --> 01:41:02,320 Yes. 1176 01:41:02,320 --> 01:41:04,680 Keep up the good work, Padre. 1177 01:41:04,680 --> 01:41:07,560 Oh, I will. There are very few of us left,you know. 1178 01:41:07,560 --> 01:41:09,080 So long, all. 1179 01:41:09,080 --> 01:41:11,320 Lovely party, Norman, old darling. 1180 01:41:11,320 --> 01:41:13,080 I'll see you out. 1181 01:41:13,080 --> 01:41:15,120 Did I hear you call him ''padre''? 1182 01:41:15,120 --> 01:41:17,360 It's just a nickname, Bunny. 1183 01:41:17,360 --> 01:41:19,800 He used to be a...missionary of sorts. 1184 01:41:19,800 --> 01:41:21,279 - Allow me. - Thank you. 1185 01:41:28,360 --> 01:41:30,430 Hadn't you better answer that? 1186 01:41:34,920 --> 01:41:36,638 Yes, I suppose I should. 1187 01:41:38,720 --> 01:41:40,039 Hello. 1188 01:41:43,000 --> 01:41:44,960 John George Norman Hyde? 1189 01:41:44,960 --> 01:41:47,679 This is Superintendent Wheatlock here. 1190 01:41:48,800 --> 01:41:50,518 Sorry. Wrong number. 1191 01:41:54,520 --> 01:41:56,280 It was the wrong number. 1192 01:41:56,280 --> 01:42:00,520 My dear fellow, I've been plagued withthat wrong-numberthing for years. 1193 01:42:00,520 --> 01:42:03,040 I'll never forget when I was in Ale...Ale... 1194 01:42:03,040 --> 01:42:04,480 Alex...Alexandria... 1195 01:42:04,480 --> 01:42:08,680 You know, I had one of these telephones, it went... You know,that thing that... 1196 01:42:08,680 --> 01:42:12,719 - You help yourself. I'll be back in a minute. - Thank you very much. 1197 01:42:15,880 --> 01:42:17,791 Norman, that was the police. 1198 01:42:19,960 --> 01:42:21,720 - Police? - On the telephone. 1199 01:42:21,720 --> 01:42:23,360 What did they want? 1200 01:42:23,360 --> 01:42:25,351 Well, they asked for you. I rang off. 1201 01:42:27,120 --> 01:42:30,317 Let's take a look around. Youtry the back. I'll go upstairs. 1202 01:42:54,720 --> 01:42:56,080 How is it? 1203 01:42:56,080 --> 01:42:58,071 All clear. How about the front? 1204 01:43:00,160 --> 01:43:01,479 No dice. 1205 01:43:05,280 --> 01:43:06,640 Hello. 1206 01:43:06,640 --> 01:43:08,437 Hang on a minute. I'll fetch him. 1207 01:43:10,520 --> 01:43:13,480 There you are, Norman. lt wasn't a wrong number, after all. 1208 01:43:13,480 --> 01:43:15,914 Superintendent Whit...Whitlock to see you. 1209 01:43:17,000 --> 01:43:18,399 Thank you, Bunny. 1210 01:43:29,120 --> 01:43:30,680 - Here you are. - What's this for? 1211 01:43:30,680 --> 01:43:32,750 - You misunderstood me... - Come on. 1212 01:43:34,200 --> 01:43:36,600 Ifyou think I'm going without you, you're mistaken. 1213 01:43:36,600 --> 01:43:39,120 Don't argue. This way, one of us has still got a chance. 1214 01:43:39,120 --> 01:43:42,360 I'll stall them off as long as I can. At any rate,you'll get a head start. 1215 01:43:42,360 --> 01:43:44,200 This isn't the time to do a Beau Geste. 1216 01:43:44,200 --> 01:43:46,475 - The telephone, it's ringing... - Just a minute. 1217 01:43:47,560 --> 01:43:50,120 Peter, get the hell out of here. That's an order. 1218 01:43:50,120 --> 01:43:52,918 No. The rules don't apply any more. 1219 01:43:54,040 --> 01:43:56,793 Major Race, I said, that's an order. 1220 01:44:01,560 --> 01:44:03,240 All right...Colonel. 1221 01:44:03,240 --> 01:44:05,360 If that's the way you want it. 1222 01:44:05,360 --> 01:44:09,520 Give them their money's worth at the teial, then flog your memoirs to the Sunday papers. 1223 01:44:09,520 --> 01:44:11,360 There's always an angle. 1224 01:44:11,360 --> 01:44:12,759 That way. 1225 01:44:23,160 --> 01:44:27,120 Now, look here, Norman, it's none of my business,you've got this blessed phone... 1226 01:44:27,120 --> 01:44:29,634 Yes, yes, all right, Bunny. I'll answer it now. 1227 01:44:39,560 --> 01:44:40,720 Yes? 1228 01:44:40,720 --> 01:44:42,915 Yes, this is Colonel Hyde speaking. 1229 01:44:45,400 --> 01:44:47,311 Thank you. I am aware of that. 1230 01:44:49,000 --> 01:44:51,116 There's just one thing I'd like to know. 1231 01:44:52,200 --> 01:44:53,760 Who betrayed us? 1232 01:44:53,760 --> 01:44:55,160 No-one betrayed you. 1233 01:44:55,160 --> 01:44:58,600 Just his name. That's all I want to know. 1234 01:44:58,600 --> 01:45:00,840 Purely forthe record. 1235 01:45:00,840 --> 01:45:03,520 I'm telling you, nobody did any betraying. 1236 01:45:03,520 --> 01:45:05,120 I can't accept that. 1237 01:45:05,120 --> 01:45:10,240 All right, for what it's worth, the name of the person who led us to you is Miles. 1238 01:45:11,600 --> 01:45:13,560 I don't know anybody of that name. 1239 01:45:13,560 --> 01:45:15,800 Billy Miles is the eight-year-old son 1240 01:45:15,800 --> 01:45:19,240 of a caretaker who lives in Eastcheap, adjoining the bank. 1241 01:45:19,240 --> 01:45:23,760 He collects car numbers. He happened to spot the numberplates on the furniture van. 1242 01:45:23,760 --> 01:45:24,720 MOW 872. 1243 01:45:27,640 --> 01:45:31,000 Andthat's a Southampton registration for private cars. 1244 01:45:31,000 --> 01:45:36,000 It's all very interesting, but what is it supposed to prove? 1245 01:45:36,000 --> 01:45:41,080 On its own, nothing, but do you remember a young copper at your warehouse? 1246 01:45:41,080 --> 01:45:45,392 Well, he was pretty green, he didn't know as much about numberplates as the kid. 1247 01:45:46,480 --> 01:45:49,552 But he did know enough to make a note of the van's number... 1248 01:45:50,640 --> 01:45:54,428 ..and the number of your own car standing in the yard. 1249 01:45:55,960 --> 01:45:59,714 That's your traitor, Colonel, your own car. 1250 01:46:02,400 --> 01:46:07,160 If you don't come down here within five minutes, we shall have to come up to the house. 1251 01:46:07,160 --> 01:46:09,000 That won't be necessary. 1252 01:46:09,000 --> 01:46:10,592 I'll come to you. 1253 01:46:14,560 --> 01:46:16,600 Anything wrong Norman? 1254 01:46:16,600 --> 01:46:18,591 C...Can I help? 1255 01:46:20,560 --> 01:46:22,000 No, Bunny. 1256 01:46:22,000 --> 01:46:23,592 It's a long story... 1257 01:46:24,880 --> 01:46:27,678 ..and you're going to bore people to death with it. 1258 01:46:30,760 --> 01:46:32,720 Well, if you're ready, I'll... 1259 01:46:32,720 --> 01:46:34,960 walk you part ofthe way home. 1260 01:46:34,960 --> 01:46:36,518 Well, I... I... 1261 01:46:38,600 --> 01:46:40,160 I was just...arriving... 1262 01:46:40,160 --> 01:46:42,200 What's that... What's up, Norman? 1263 01:46:42,200 --> 01:46:43,840 Is the party over? 1264 01:46:43,840 --> 01:46:46,035 Yes, Bunny, the party's over. 1265 01:46:47,600 --> 01:46:48,999 The deink... 1266 01:46:50,120 --> 01:46:53,396 ..and the luck...ran out. 1267 01:47:37,800 --> 01:47:40,837 It looks, Bunny, as if you will have to make a night of it. 1268 01:47:58,400 --> 01:48:00,311 All present and correct, sir. 1269 01:48:02,400 --> 01:48:03,913 At ease, gentlemen. 1270 01:48:15,240 --> 01:48:17,549 Going on somewhere, are we, Norman? 1271 01:48:35,240 --> 01:48:46,440 Rip by ARS